Mashed potatoes suck.

Tots are great. I like fries. Hash browns are delightful. Vodka is superb. Scalloped potatoes are amazing. Potato salad is phenomenal. But plain old mashed potatoes suck balls. And that’s…

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Thank you.

I’ve made a LOT of mistakes in my life. I could probably spend an entire week listing them. But my biggest regret in life was choosing not to serve my…

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