Posts by Brian Simpson

Winter, spring, summer or fall…I’m wearing shorts. I friggin’ HATE pants. I think I have three pairs of pants and one pair of jeans and I might wear pants once or twice a year. Other than that, I’m ALWAYS rocking shorts. When I’m on the Harley. When I’m interviewing rock stars. Even on NYE when…

If you’re at the grocery store, forgot your mask, and you’re getting hassled by other shoppers to mask-up, what do you do? Well, this woman in South Africa took her chonies off right in the checkout line & solved that issue. Fast forward to about :12 to see necessity birth invention. “are you happy now?”…

It’s the freakin’ weekend and it’s going to be friggin’ GORGEOUS outside, so if you aren’t planning on grilling, or having a firepit, or drinking some beers on a patio, then I might need to question your sanity! Seriously. I think tonight, I’m going to get our “vacation” TV out on the patio so we…

Bond. James Bond. Binge. $1,000 binge. A website called “NerdBear” is looking for one lucky person to binge ALL of the Bond movies over the course of 30 days. That’s 24 movies total. Over 51 hours of super spy goodness! Okay, let’s be honest. Not all of it is good. George Lazenby, anybody? “On Her…

If you know me, then you know I’m a meat eater. An unapologetic meat eater. Meat is delicious. Bacon, steaks, hamburger, pork chops….it’s my jam. But the other day, when I was shopping at Festival, I came around the corner of the ketchup aisle and right on the end-cap was a display of these beauties.…

I found out the hard way years ago that letting a “check engine” light can be extremely costly. The truck was running fine and I really couldn’t afford any repairs, so I just let it go for a few months. After saving a few bucks here & there, I finally brought my truck into the…

Your toothbrush is undoubtedly covered in poo. So much poo. Every time you flush, a “toilet plume” sends poo droplets into the air and onto everything in your bathroom. Including your poopbrush. “Toilet Plume” isn’t anything new. A study from 1975 first discussed this phenomena, saying that “…a person may acquire an infection from an…

Just like anything in life, you can definitely have too much of a good thing. Too many beers, too much sex, too much Bacon. I’m not saying you shouldn’t enjoy the finer things in life, but eating too much cheese is certainly going to end poorly. Obviously, in Charlie’s case, it was an immediately poor…

You remember “Wrong Turn” from 2003, right? It starred Eliza Dushku, Jeremy Sisto, and Emmanuelle Chriqui. A car crash on a road in the middle of a forest leads several people deeper into the woods, only to meet their doom at the hands of a mutant, cannibal inbreds. But did you know that there’s now…