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Posts by Brian Simpson

How long would it take before you realized you left your wife at the gas station?

By Brian Simpson | July 11, 2025

Happy Friday, yo! Planning to have a nice, relaxing weekend before getting pummeled at Rock Fest next week! Thankfully, it looks like it’s going to be very comfortable in Cadott…

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Three things to do in & Around River City this weekend

By Brian Simpson | July 11, 2025

Just a few more days before we leave for Rock Fest! Had to miss it last year because of my mom’s passing, so I’m really excited to be back on…

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If you were President, what would be the first thing you’d change at the White House?

By Brian Simpson | July 10, 2025

One more day. One more day. One more day. Friday is tomorrow and I’m looking forward to doing almost nothing this weekend as we get ready to pack up &…

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A dream about Brian running away to Canada to avoid a Duran Duran concert.

By Brian Simpson | July 9, 2025

Welcome to Wednesday! Hump Day means “Workforce Wednesday” and your chance to win freebies from the Sweet Stop & Sandwich Shoppe in Preston. You can always sign up at RockMornings.com.…

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Bees, bears, lions, chihuahuas…oh my!

By Brian Simpson | July 8, 2025

Tuesday is here and there’s lots to get to! We let you know what’s new on DVD for New Release Tuesday, we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports…

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Live eels in your abdominal cavity…Naps could be dangerous…signs you’re a bad boss.

By Brian Simpson | July 7, 2025

Welcome back after the holiday weekend! Hope you have all your fingers & toes. We recapped our 4th of July activities, took a look at what’s on TV tonight, and…

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Happy 4th of July Eve! ‘Murica, bitches!

By Brian Simpson | July 3, 2025

The short week comes to an end today with lots of heat and humidity! Going to be even hotter tomorrow before finally cooling off on Saturday. We started the morning…

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Fireworks names, cities that pay you to move there, and would you visit a real-life Jurassic Park?

By Brian Simpson | July 2, 2025

Happy Hump Day, yo! Looking forward to heading down to Riverside Park later this morning for the start of RiverFest in La Crosse. Not sure what I’ll be eating for…

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Would you “date” a $90,000 AI girlfriend who speaks four languages & serves coffee?

By Brian Simpson | June 30, 2025

What a crazy weekend! It was hot, it rained like crazy yesterday afternoon, and we had a killer time with Drowning Pool & the Texas Hippie Coalition. Obviously, we recapped…

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Nose robots, Happy Gilmore meals at Subway, strapped old ladies!

By Brian Simpson | June 27, 2025

Yay! It’s Friday. There’s almost NO rain in the forecast…and the Big River Rally starts later this afternoon! Gotta get my friggin’ lawn mowed today before anything else. On the…

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