Posts by Brian Simpson

As a kid, I LOVED to read books about vampires. The Brian Lumley “Necroscope” series. “Vampires” by John Steakly. So many other titles. Not sure what my obsession with them was at the time, but as I’ve gotten older, I think it might have something to do with eternal life. Sure, you can’t go out…

Back in 2009, Brian had a sweet-ass moped that got pimped out by Unique edge. They did an incredible job with his 1984 Honda Elite….painted it, added a nitro-boost, gave it a diamond-plate floorboard, threw in an airhorn….it was AWESOME!!! But that didn’t stop two people from backing over it while it was properly parked…

Ah, peanut butter. So good. But it’s gotta be creamy Jiff. Don’t give me any of that chunky garbage. What about you? Chunky or Creamy?

In an attempt to gain internet fame, the “challenge” has become a thing. The Cinnamon Challenge. The Cereal Challenge. The Fire Challenge. The ‘In my feelings’ Challenge. The Tide Pod Challenge!(Still not sure how that ever became a thing) And those are just a few of the more well-known challenges. Trust me when I tell…

Lists are subjective. The best this. The greatest that. Top ten of these…. Doesn’t matter if it’s about food, music, movies, TV shows, or sports. I’m sure a lot of people will say I’m a “homer” because I think that the 2016 Super Bowl between the Patriots & Falcons is the best of all time,…

I can only imagine that my first time trying ice cream went something like this.

There’s a new list on Buzzfeed about the most unprofessional thing people have done while at work. Some pretty standard stuff on the list like “watch porn”, “shopping while on the clock”, “took a nap”….and then there’s the interesting answers like “made cupcakes with Ex-Lax because people kept stealing my lunch”, and “had sex with…

I love these kind of stories. A guy bought a used couch from a Habitat for Humanity store, took it home, and eventually found $43k stashed in the couch. I dream about finding a sum of money in a couch, or on a trail in the woods, or in the trunk of a car I…

June 8th of 2015. The day I found out about Shaw’s Bacon intake. I had zero idea that such a person existed. In my life, I’ve always opened a pound of Bacon, cooked it, ate the appropriate amount, and maybe had a few slices left over for a BLT or something. But not Shaw. This…