Posts by Brian Simpson
The Summer Party Tip – Natural ways to battle mosquitos
Let’s be honest. Mosquitos SUCK. Literally & figuratively. It’s a beautiful summer day. You just finished mowing the lawn. It looks friggin’ spectacular. You’re sitting in your favorite chair on the patio, enjoying an ice cold beer & surveying your handy-work. And then, a mosquito starts buzzing around your face, near your ear…that unmistakable sound.…
Read MoreThe Monday Morning Throwback – Barbershop strippers
Back in 2014, we had a story about a guy in California who was running an illegal strip club in his barbershop and some of his quotes were priceless. “It’s customer appreciation. I thank my customers for coming in and supporting me, that’s all it was” “I wasn’t taking money for anything, I take donations”
Read MoreThe Best of the Morning Sickness – The one with crime-fighting trees
Learned something new this week. Trees fight crime! No, seriously! The City of La Crosse wants to spend almost $1million to plant trees in the downtown area to help fight crime. We also got to all your favorites like the Monday Morning Throwback, the Summer Party Tip, and a new list of things to do…
Read MoreThree things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.
FINALLY cooling off a bit on Sunday! VERY excited to be at the Lumberyard Sunday evening for a Logger game. Maybe I’ll see you on the party deck! Other than that, I don’t really know what’ I’m going to do this weekend, but I do know that I’ll have my knees in the breeze at…
Read MoreSummer Party Tip – Budget vacations
I’m WAY too busy during the summer months with the Rock Stops during the 95 Days of Summer, so my wife & I usually do our traveling/vacations in the fall. Plus, I prefer the weather in September/October if I’m going to be outside. After a 2-year slump, summer travel is increasing in 2022, and a…
Read MoreThe Monday Morning Throwback – An eight month erection.
Back in 2013, Shaw shared the story of Daniel Metzgar, a Delaware truck driver who had an 8-month erection after a botched surgical procedure by a urologist who performed a penile implant on Daniel in 2009. Metzgar ended up getting the prosthesis removed in August 2010, after tubing from the device punctured his scrotum during…
Read MoreThe Best of the Morning Sickness – The one with Father’s Day
What a wild week we had! Crazy weather, Shaw gone most of the week, the animal kingdom running wild, and all your weekly favorites like “The Monday Morning Throwback“, the “Summer Party Tip“, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! Brian got all caught-up on Stranger Things…
Read MoreThree things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.
Busy, busy, busy!!!! Feels like weekends are just an extension of the work week at this point. I’ll be busy today at our seventh annual “Talk Birdie To Me” golf outing at Valley High, then back at it tomorrow with a Rock Stop at Shep’s Riverside Bar & Grill in Lansing. For all the info…
Read MoreSummer Party Tip – Summer survival hacks
Summer is totally here with this 90+ degree weather and the crazy, overnight storms! And while I don’t appreciate the heat, I do enjoy waking up to some thunder, lightning & heavy rain. Wife & I were supposed to go out on our friends’ boat this weekend, but unfortunately, their boat kinda sank. Seriously! When…
Read MoreThe Monday Morning Throwback – What did Anh Say?
We played “What Did Anh Say” for MANY years on the Morning Sickness, and she was always very concerned that Brian was getting her to say “bad words”….and this time around, he sorta did.
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