Posts by Brian Simpson
The BEST Super Bowl!
Lists are subjective. The best this. The greatest that. Top ten of these…. Doesn’t matter if it’s about food, music, movies, TV shows, or sports. I’m sure a lot of…
Read MoreThis baby LOVES ice cream.
I can only imagine that my first time trying ice cream went something like this.
Read MoreThe most unprofessional thing you’ve ever done while working.
There’s a new list on Buzzfeed about the most unprofessional thing people have done while at work. Some pretty standard stuff on the list like “watch porn”, “shopping while on…
Read MoreWhat would you do?
I love these kind of stories. A guy bought a used couch from a Habitat for Humanity store, took it home, and eventually found $43k stashed in the couch. I…
Read MoreThe Bacon discussion
June 8th of 2015. The day I found out about Shaw’s Bacon intake. I had zero idea that such a person existed. In my life, I’ve always opened a pound…
Read MoreOlivia Severson Cancer Benefit
In October of 2019, Olivia Severson was diagnosed with Stage 4 metastatic colorectal cancer that spread from her colon to her lungs & liver. Olivia is out of work while…
Read MoreThe one with the greatest pool cover of all time
This week, we had a surprising amount of stories about bad things happening to penises. Including a guy who got his stuck in a pipe, and a guy who got…
Read MoreThe strangest places to poop.
Recently, some tourists got arrested in Peru for taking a dump in a restricted area of the Machu Picchu sanctuary. I’ve never been to Machu Picchu, but I can only…
Read MoreA petition we can ALL get behind.
August 1st….1981. The day that MTV launched and changed pop culture forever. Back in those days, the “M” stood for music… Now, it’s Snookies and pregnant teens and catfishing and…
Read MoreThe one with the Magic Eraser
This week, we talked about a lot of new year stuff, including a “2020 edition” of Fact or Bullcrap. Plus, the headlines you won’t see in the next year, top…
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