Rock Mornings

There is only one Bacon. And it comes from a pig. Stop trying to make Bacon out of everything else. It’s not Bacon and it’ll never be Bacon. It’s a…

I’m sure you’ve heard of a chastity belt. Some sort of medieval underwear designed to protect someone’s wedding tackle. Apparently, they weren’t very common, and may not have even existed.…

Many years ago, before I started dating my wife, I was dating another girl and we decided to move in with one another. We’d been dating for several months, she…

For the amount of time I spend on my phone when I’m on the toilet, I definitely don’t clean my phone often enough. #Poop A recent study found that our…

Back in 2015, Shaw had a news story about a truck carrying Bacon that collided with a train & spilled 70,000lbs of Bacon. Oh, the HUMANITY! Shortly after he delivered…

If I were to give advice on how to be happier & more positive this year, I’d tell you to eat more Bacon, drink more beer, have more sex, and…

New year, new you? If you’re looking to do something NEW this weekend, there’s plenty of stuff happening in the La Crosse area, including some karaoke at the Driftless Arcade…

Forty years ago, I was only four years old. I don’t think I had any tapes, let alone knew what an album was. I think I was seven or eight…

I don’t need anything to feel older. I’m 44 and I feel 44. Shit….sometimes I feel 50ish. Whatever that means. But there’s a bunch of movies that are turning 20…