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Posts by Brian Simpson

Are you rodent-handsome?

By Brian Simpson | May 28, 2024

Ugh. I love & hate long weekends. Love them for the extra day off…hate them because they come to an inevitable end. We started today off with a rundown of…

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Ankle weights & Memorial Day weekend!

By Brian Simpson | May 24, 2024

Friday is here, bringing a long, holiday weekend with it. Have fun, be safe, and remember WHY we get Memorial Day! Started you off with a look at this weekend’s…

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Three things to do in & Around River City this weekend!

By Brian Simpson | May 24, 2024

Holy shit, I have an actual day off on Monday. It’s a miracle! After the crazy storms earlier this week, we might see some sun on Saturday, but more rain…

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Would you take a penny from a urinal?

By Brian Simpson | May 23, 2024

Best day of the week, weather-wise! Sunny & 80° with some more rain & thunderstorms expected this weekend. We discussed our various Memorial Day plans and we recapped the NBA…

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Can you identify every pair of your own underwear?

By Brian Simpson | May 22, 2024

Holy storms, Batman! We got an update on the storm damage from Shaw this morning as tornadoes were reported in several areas surrounding the Coulee Region. Also recapped last night’s…

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Talk Like Yoda Day is here!

By Brian Simpson | May 21, 2024

Happy Talk Like Yoda Day! Started you off with a discussion about the possible additional bike lanes in La Crosse, and we let you know what’s new on DVD for…

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Everyone has nipples. Except Paige Spiranac.

By Brian Simpson | May 20, 2024

After a steamy weekend, we’re back in the air conditioned studio taking a look back at a lot of stuff. Including the “Monday Morning Throwback“, a recap of this weekend’s…

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The Monday Morning Throwback – A woman’s sperm-Thermos.

By Brian Simpson | May 20, 2024

Back in 2017, during “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had a story about a #FloridaWoman who called police because she was concerned about her sperm-Thermos. Yeah.

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Scottie Scheffler got arrested!

By Brian Simpson | May 17, 2024

What a day, what a week! Began the morning talking about the new painting of King Charles, and then we got sidetracked when Scottie Scheffler got arrested at the PGA…

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Brian’s B-Day Hangover & National BBQ day!

By Brian Simpson | May 16, 2024

After a successful Birthday, Brian woke up feeling like hot garbage. Too many shots of Jameson, I guess. He also had a song stuck in his head thanks to Instacart.…

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