Everyone has nipples. Except Paige Spiranac.

After a steamy weekend, we’re back in the air conditioned studio taking a look back at a lot of stuff.

Including the “Monday Morning Throwback“, a recap of this weekend’s NBA & NHL playoff action, and a recap or this past weekend’s “Big Bikes For Little Tikes”

We also got an update on the Scottie Scheffler situation, and we discussed the big fight between Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and Kyle Busch!

Had a great story about a billionaire giving money to every student at a recent commencement ceremony, and we also discussed the recent dust-up in Congress!

In case you are unaware, it’s tick season! So be careful out there.

Talked about a new scam involving Joe Elliott from Def Leppard, and a porn website is trying to get Paige Spiranak to prove that she does, in fact, have nipples.

During today’s “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a vandalized carnival ride, a woman in Chicago who waited for hours for the police to show up, a grizzly bear attack, a #FloridaMan who decapitated a dog that he just adopted, a fisherman who snagged a 12-foot tiger shark, a guy in a Goofy suit at Disney got pinched by a grandmother, and a dog that ate a thong that didn’t belong to it’s owner.


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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