Posts by Brian Simpson

I don’t remember the exact day, but sometime in 1989, I saw the video for “One” by Metallica on MTV(when they actually played music videos!) and that was it. Up…

I’ve had a LOT of stinky jobs in my life. I rode on the back of a trash truck for a couple of years when I worked for the city…

Apparently, I’m gross and full of mold & bacteria. Cause I use the same towel for about a week before changing to a new one. After about 5-6 showers, I…

What makes a great breakup song? Is it sad? Is it angry? Is it happy? Is it empowering? People around my age will always remember the process of putting together…

Today’s “Monday morning Throwback” is from October of 2010. Ten years ago, we used to have “Dirty Movie Monday” where we’d give away free adult DVDs on Monday mornings. We…

I nap a LOT. Not every day, but as much as I possibly can. My favorite kind of naps are the ones where you just randomly fall asleep on the…

Several years ago, I worked at “Who’s on Third” as a bouncer/bar back and I remember watching our bartender play foosball. His name was George and I was amazed at…

I don’t fly anymore. I haven’t flown in several years, and even though I never really experienced anything too buck-wild on a flight, I just hate everything about flying. The…

Valentine’s Day is coming!!!! Cards, flowers, candy, romance….blech. Not my scene. That’s not to say I don’t like candy or romance, but I don’t feel the need to celebrate on…