Valentine’s Day is coming!!!! Cards, flowers, candy, romance….blech.

Not my scene. That’s not to say I don’t like candy or romance, but I don’t feel the need to celebrate on February 14th just because the calendar says so.

If you’re like me, maybe you prefer to cater your gift for your spouse/lover to their specific tastes.

And unlike years past where you were truly limited…the possibilities are now ENDLESS!!!

You could give you lover a bunch of flowers, or maybe a pickle bouquet instead? Even Olive Garden is doing something unique with their Breadstick Bouquet.

Instead of the boring box of chocolates….maybe give them a box of chocolates filled with ketchup? (Insert vomit .gif here)

Maybe you wanna spice things up in the bedroom with some personalized lingerie? That’s right….get your face printed on her panties. Her moist panties.

My personal favorite, though…is of course, the Bacon Bouquet. I’ll take one of these any day of the year, to be honest.

So, think outside the box! Get something personal for the love of your life!

Brian Simpson

About Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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