Posts by Brian Simpson

Back in 2011, there was a story about a spider who hid in a bunch of bananas at a German grocery store, and jumped out at some of the customers.…

If I had a million dollars….. You’re welcome. Now that’s stuck in your head. lol But seriously, retirement is a real thing when you’re my age. I’m turning 45 in…

The weekend is here and there’s snow on the ground, football on TV, and PLENTY to do in our area. Here’s a quick rundown of three things you can do…

Why can’t this be a full-time, permanent position?????? WHY?????? I’m so friggin’ qualified for a gig like this! BonusFinder.com is looking for one lucky person to eat pizza & binge…

Someone recently polled over 100,000 people online(anonymously) about their common, gross behaviors to see how disgusting we truly are. Here’s the nasty numbers: Have you ever picked your nose when…

There is only one Bacon. And it comes from a pig. Stop trying to make Bacon out of everything else. It’s not Bacon and it’ll never be Bacon. It’s a…

I’m sure you’ve heard of a chastity belt. Some sort of medieval underwear designed to protect someone’s wedding tackle. Apparently, they weren’t very common, and may not have even existed.…

Many years ago, before I started dating my wife, I was dating another girl and we decided to move in with one another. We’d been dating for several months, she…

For the amount of time I spend on my phone when I’m on the toilet, I definitely don’t clean my phone often enough. #Poop A recent study found that our…