Rock Mornings

If lists about “Favorite/popular Christmas movies” have taught me anything, it’s that people watch a LOT of shitty holiday movies. These people should all be banned from Earth. I looked…

No, your eyes do NOT deceive you. That woman rinsed her ground beef off in the sink. Draining the grease is one thing. Rinsing it off is another. And I…

The heating bill. I don’t mind the cold. I don’t mind the snow. Ice isn’t even all that bad. But the heating bill going sky-high is by far the worse…

No offense to my grandparents, but I HATED getting clothing from them every Christmas. It sucked all the fun out of the holiday. I wanted Metroplex or M.A.S.K. toys(Boulder Hill…

Back in 2011, while watching “National Lampoon’s Vacation”, Jean had a parenting moment with her son, Henry. When the Griswolds finally made it to Wally World only to find it…

Only two weeks left until Christmas! If you’re heading out to do some shopping this weekend, please remember to shop local! $68 of every $100 you spend locally stays in…

I’m not exactly sure why…..but pooping in your own toilet is one of the greatest feelings in the world. There’s a level of comfort & safety that you just don’t…

Did someone say FOR LIFE? Seriously!!!! You could score free ice cream FOR LIFE! Baskin Robbins is holding a contest for their 75th anniversary where one lucky person will score…

There’s no shortage of lists about the top holiday sketches on SNL. And they’ve certainly had plenty of good ones. This year, the two-hour special will air next Wednesday night…