There is only one Bacon. And it comes from a pig. Stop trying to make Bacon out of everything else. It’s not Bacon and it’ll never be Bacon. It’s a sad, sad attempt at imitation. Canadian Bacon is just ham. Turkey Bacon is a joke. And don’t even get me started on what the vegans…

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I’m sure you’ve heard of a chastity belt. Some sort of medieval underwear designed to protect someone’s wedding tackle. Apparently, they weren’t very common, and may not have even existed. But have you heard of a chastity cage? This thing is most certainly real & exists in our day & age. They even sell them…

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Many years ago, before I started dating my wife, I was dating another girl and we decided to move in with one another. We’d been dating for several months, she was staying over often enough that it was like we were already living together. But, there’s so many annoying, little things you don’t see until…

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For the amount of time I spend on my phone when I’m on the toilet, I definitely don’t clean my phone often enough. #Poop A recent study found that our phones have 10 times more bacteria than a toilet seat. About once a month, I take my phone’s protective case off, wipe it all down…

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If I were to give advice on how to be happier & more positive this year, I’d tell you to eat more Bacon, drink more beer, have more sex, and take more naps. I’d tell you to work less. Watch more movies. Spend less time arguing with people on social media. Pet all the dogs.…

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New year, new you? If you’re looking to do something NEW this weekend, there’s plenty of stuff happening in the La Crosse area, including some karaoke at the Driftless Arcade in downtown La Crosse. DJ Brettly & David get the singing started at 9pm! Saturday morning, get your shanty and get on the ice for…

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Forty years ago, I was only four years old. I don’t think I had any tapes, let alone knew what an album was. I think I was seven or eight years old when I got my first boombox. It had a tuner and tape deck so you could play tapes or record songs from the…

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I don’t need anything to feel older. I’m 44 and I feel 44. Shit….sometimes I feel 50ish. Whatever that means. But there’s a bunch of movies that are turning 20 years old in 2021, including: Shrek – Originally released on May 18th of 2001. The Fast & the Furious – In theaters on June 22nd,…

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