Morning Sickness
Who loves Bacon the most?
There is only one Bacon. And it comes from a pig. Stop trying to make Bacon out of everything else. It’s not Bacon and it’ll never be Bacon. It’s a sad, sad attempt at imitation. Canadian Bacon is just ham. Turkey Bacon is a joke. And don’t even get me started on what the vegans…
Read More“Your c**k is MINE now”
I’m sure you’ve heard of a chastity belt. Some sort of medieval underwear designed to protect someone’s wedding tackle. Apparently, they weren’t very common, and may not have even existed. But have you heard of a chastity cage? This thing is most certainly real & exists in our day & age. They even sell them…
Read MoreWe almost broke up over mayo.
Many years ago, before I started dating my wife, I was dating another girl and we decided to move in with one another. We’d been dating for several months, she was staying over often enough that it was like we were already living together. But, there’s so many annoying, little things you don’t see until…
Read MoreHow often do you clean your cell phone?
For the amount of time I spend on my phone when I’m on the toilet, I definitely don’t clean my phone often enough. #Poop A recent study found that our phones have 10 times more bacteria than a toilet seat. About once a month, I take my phone’s protective case off, wipe it all down…
Read MoreMonday Morning Throwback – The Bacon discussion.
Back in 2015, Shaw had a news story about a truck carrying Bacon that collided with a train & spilled 70,000lbs of Bacon. Oh, the HUMANITY! Shortly after he delivered this tragic news, Shaw delivered one of the most memorable moments in Morning Sickness history.
Read MoreTips for a happier & more positive year.
If I were to give advice on how to be happier & more positive this year, I’d tell you to eat more Bacon, drink more beer, have more sex, and take more naps. I’d tell you to work less. Watch more movies. Spend less time arguing with people on social media. Pet all the dogs.…
Read MoreBest of the Morning Sickness – The one with the new year!
This week started off so well…..and then…yeah. That. But, we managed to focus on some other stuff like some things you can look forward to in January! Plus, a “Number 21” edition of Fact or Bullcrap! We also discussed a list of shows that are coming to an end this year, and some of the…
Read MoreThree things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.
New year, new you? If you’re looking to do something NEW this weekend, there’s plenty of stuff happening in the La Crosse area, including some karaoke at the Driftless Arcade in downtown La Crosse. DJ Brettly & David get the singing started at 9pm! Saturday morning, get your shanty and get on the ice for…
Read MoreEssential albums that turn 40 this year.
Forty years ago, I was only four years old. I don’t think I had any tapes, let alone knew what an album was. I think I was seven or eight years old when I got my first boombox. It had a tuner and tape deck so you could play tapes or record songs from the…
Read MoreWanna feel old? These movies are TWENTY this year.
I don’t need anything to feel older. I’m 44 and I feel 44. Shit….sometimes I feel 50ish. Whatever that means. But there’s a bunch of movies that are turning 20 years old in 2021, including: Shrek – Originally released on May 18th of 2001. The Fast & the Furious – In theaters on June 22nd,…
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