The one with a prison zoo.

What a week! We kicked things off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and a discussion about the Hambone Awards for odd insurance claims on household pets.

On Monday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had a #FloridaWoman who left her kid in a running car to go for a swim in the ocean to “meet sharks“, another shark story – a bunch of vacationers tried to save a shark that had beached itself, an airline that forgot ALL the luggage at the airport, and the La Quinta Inn that didn’t have anyone working.

We had another Karen on a plane, and some hippie from Canada trying to convince people that they don’t need glasses, just some of her essential oils.

On Tuesday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had a couple of bear stories…the first was some hungry bears in Alaska that broke into a Krispy Kreme delivery van to steal some donuts, and a bear that got into Disney World & shut the park down for awhile. We also had a story about a DoorDash driver who got pissed at how long her order was taking, so she started fighting EVERYONE, and a naked Bills fan who ended up stuck in a pipe…covered in human shit.

Remember Miss South Carolina from 2007? Well, we like to play her audio whenever Shaw has a story involving maps…and Brian took a deeper dive on her stumbling answer this week. Plus, the Hallmark Channel apparently has FORTY new holiday-themed movies ready to go for this upcoming Christmas season.

On Wednesday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a guy who got stabbed and then pulled the knife out & stabbed his attacker with it, a #FloridaMan who was setting fire to police cars in Michigan, a couple of #FloridaWomen who were drunk & tossing a baby around outisde the bar, a #FloridaMan who was dating his own cousin, and an idiot who tried to fake his own death in a kayak accident.

Friday morning we talked about a new trend from China that has women adding fake belly buttons to make their legs look longer, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

On Friday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a pair of young siblings who took their mother’s car for a joyride, a prison in Venezuela that had a nightclub…a pool…a zoo…and more! And we talked about the scumbag who claimed he had terminal cancer so he could raise money to play poker.

Morning Sickness Podcast

Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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