Rock Mornings

Normally, I hate kitschy terms for mundane things. I despise the fact that we have to come up with a cute word or phrase to describe something idiotic. Like “ghosting”…

Some people watch “Outbreak” or “Contagion”, but I’d rather watch “Police Academy” or binge all the episodes of “Seinfeld” during the ‘Rona. Life is too serious right now. Nothing like…

The check’s in the mail. Or it’s on it’s way to your bank account via direct deposit. But if you want to track it down, the IRS & Treasury Department…

Hard cider. Hard lemonade. Hard seltzer. Hard EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, a “hard iced tea” is nothing new, but a familiar face has now thrown it’s hat into the ring of “HARD”…

Back in 2014, we found out about the “SexFit” ring that you put on your wiener to check on your sex stats! It had wifi, Bluetooth, and offered plenty of…

The last few weeks have been insane. Like many of you, I’m stressed out, I have trouble sleeping, I’m struggling with alcohol dependency, and I’ve been going through my old…

Hey all you cool cats & kittens! There’s good news in the tiger cage….a “new” episode of Tiger King is hitting the Netflix this Sunday! So, enjoy some ham, crack…

Damn…get paid $2,000 to watch my favorite show & post about it on the ‘Gram or Twitter? Sounds pretty friggin’ sweet. Now, the Simpsons is probably my all-time favorite show,…

Gotta make it last as looooooooooooooooooong as possible. So, here’s some tips for helping your groceries stay fresh longer! Try putting a paper towel in with your lettuce or spinach.…