Rock Mornings

Another day, another chance to score a grand just by watching TV. Similar to the other “binge” jobs that have come & gone in the last several weeks, a CBD…

High crime. Poor public schools. A bad economy. An overall poor quality of life…and a community that’s lost 14% of it’s population over the last decade. Sounds enchanting, right? Who…

How would you make the perfect nachos? Well, it obviously starts with the chips. If you’re buying shitty chips, you’re going to get shitty nachos. No matter how many delicious…

If you’ve got an extra $129 laying around and nothing better to do with yourself on Friday, June 26th or Saturday, June 27th….you can book an overnight stay at the…

You’ve probably had a virtual happy hour during all this. Maybe a conference call with some friends or family on Zoom. Why not get paid for it? There’s a grand…

Don’t be an asshole. Seriously. You’re not important. You don’t deserve to cut the line. Your time isn’t more valuable than anyone else’s. After about two months of quarantine, some…

How do you pronounce .gif? Does monogamy go against our nature? Should the bill be split evenly regardless of what you order? These are just a few of the random…

This is why we can’t have nice things. A guy who got to reopen his ice cream shop had to close one day after opening because some Karen or Kyle…

Back in 2015, after getting constantly accused of being cheap, Brian finally paid for something and Shaw finally admitted that Brian wasn’t cheap.