Posts by Brian Simpson

Apparently, I’m boring. I see nothing on this list of “common household items people use in the bedroom” that I’ve used before. No spatulas, brooms, rubber gloves or feather dusters.…

Back in 2014, we found out about a brand new app that helps train your tongue for “intimate encounters” It’s called the “Lick This” app, and maybe now is the…

This list is dumb. Hell, a lot of lists are dumb. But this one is REALLY stupid. A list of shows that “no one” is watching? According to the writer…

Thank you for being a friend….. Traveled down the road & back again…. You know the rest. Dorothy, Blanche, Rose & Sofia. Now that we’re all staying inside & “social…

When I went to Festival Foods in the Village last Saturday at about 4:30am, the shelves in the TP aisle were BARE. Not a square to spare. We weren’t in…

If you’ve already binged everything….if you’ve already saved the princess….if you are tired of playing Monopoly….you’re in luck! 31 of the National Parks in the US offer virtual tours with…

Walmart is open from 6am until 11pm. Woodman’s is open from 7am until 10pm Festival Foods is open from 5am until midnight. Sam’s Club is open from 9am until 8pm,…

Staying home is the new norm. Everything seems to be shutting down. You know it’s bad when Wisconsin closes the bars. But there’s still plenty to do, as long as…

JFK. BLOWN AWAY! WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY????? By now, I think most of us know the words to the Billy Joel classic, “We didn’t start the fire”…