Common household items people use in the bedroom.

Apparently, I’m boring.

I see nothing on this list of “common household items people use in the bedroom” that I’ve used before.

No spatulas, brooms, rubber gloves or feather dusters.

No sponges. Sponges?

A vacuum cleaner? I’m good. That’s got “I don’t know what happened, Doc” written all over it.

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Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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