Posts by Brian Simpson
People sanitized their groceries?
According to a new poll, 42% of Americans say the pandemic has turned them into a germaphobe. Admittedly, when this all started about a year ago, I was washing my…
Read MoreThe DEVIL’S music!
Wanna buy a haunted guitar? For reals. Someone is selling a supposedly haunted guitar for $666(along with $66.60 in shipping)! According to the post on Reverb, “….A kid that lived…
Read MoreAre you messy? Get some help.
I’m a wash, dry, fold guy. All in the same day. My wife is…………………………………………………..not. In our old house, this used to bother me a lot. She’d make a complete mess…
Read MoreWhat’s your favorite month?
Dude….the weather the last few days has almost changed my mind on this one. First off, you can get rid of June, July & August. Too damn hot. I hate…
Read MorePlay cornhole. Get paid!
I’m sure this is sacrilegious to say in these parts, but I prefer ladder golf to cornhole. It’s not that I don’t like cornhole, but given the choice, I’m going…
Read More‘Murica’s favorite cheese & beer.
If you were to ask me, I’d say my favorite cheese is an aged cheddar that’s 15 years or older. Smooth, creamy, delicious. I love all sorts of cheeses, whether…
Read MoreThe $2.1 million squatch.
Some states/cities will pay you just to move there. And then there’s Oklahoma. They’ll pay you to capture Bigfoot. For reals! Even if you don’t believe in Bigfoot, it might…
Read MoreThe Monday Morning Throwback – Fact or Bullcrap, St. Paddy’s Day edition
Back in 2013, we played a St. Paddy’s Day edition of “Fact or Bullcrap” with Scott Robert Shaw…and even though he’s mostly English, he did surprisingly well on the Irish…
Read MoreMy first ever Gundersen E-Visit!
Yes, that’s part of my colon. Many years ago, when I was working as a garbageman for the City of Manchester, NH, I went home on a Friday afternoon with…
Read MoreBest of the Morning Sickness – The one with mutant superpowers.
Just like that, we’re on to March! The warmer weather, the longer days, the dog poop in the backyard! We started the week off with a round of “Fact or…
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