The one with a split penis.

A very WARM week in the Coulee Region! Most of the snow is gone, & now I’ve gotta pick up all this dog shit in my yard. Actually saw a few guys on crotch-rockets last weekend in downtown La Crosse. Still to sandy for that.

We started the week with the Monday Morning Throwback, and an incredible story about Arby’s in Georgia paying off a ton of school lunch debt. We also discussed whether or not Taylor Swift would be able to make it to the Super Bowl after her concert overseas, and a clip of Richard Marx was going viral after somebody yelled out during one of his recent performances.

On Monday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a guy opening up the emergency exit on a plane & walking on the wing, a skier who got stuck in a gondola overnight, and a woman in Pennsylvania who was a victim of pepperoni vandalism.

On Tuesday morning, we learned what it takes to have low emotional IQ, and tried to decide if we would be able to negotiate peace with aliens during an invasion.

During Tuesday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a strip club in Toronto that is offering free lap dances to any & all NHL All Stars that are in town for the weekend, a naked #FloridaWoman that went wild in a convenience store with a vegetable peeler, and a guy who took too many boner pills!

Hump day rolled around and we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in the month of February, and had a great story about two families that swapped kidneys. Shaw whiffed on this week’s edition of “You’re Killin’ Me, Shaws”, and we discussed some Taylor Swift Super Bowl prop bets that are out there.

On Wednesday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a wife who deliberately crashed her car into her husband’s, a woman who ended up in the back of a garbage truck, and a Pizza Hut in Canada that had to close due to “unforseen circumcisions

Thursday morning, Brian finally got a look at the back of his head after butchering his hair & decided to shave it all off again after trying to grow his hair out for the last month. And we asked Shaw how “middle-aged” he is.

On Thursday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about another idiot at Yellowstone who messed with a bull elk, a man in Virginia gets 100 years behind bars for murdering a coworker who stole his lunch at work, an Illinois congressman wants people to speed, a naked #FloridaMan stole a shirt from a church thrift store, and a couple in South Carolina ran from cops with a bunch of animals in the car.

Friday was Groundhog Day, so we of course talked about Punxsutawney Phil & hooked you up with some interesting stats & info on the holiday.

And on Friday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a new, adult diaper spa in NH, a list of stuff that people have brought with them into the emergency room, a kid in Australia who got stuck in claw machine, and a #FloridaMom who can’t pick up kids at school because of her OnlyFans sticker on her vehicle.


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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