The one with a New Year.

Another short week to start 2024…we were off on Monday to recover from NYE, and on Tuesday we got started right away with a list of things to look forward to in January.

We also talked about Snoop being an analyst at this year’s upcoming Summer Olympics, and how Ryan Seacrest got manhandled on Dick Clark’s “Rockin’ New Year’s Eve” broadcast.

During Tuesday’s “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a woman in Kentucky who had all of her limbs amputated, a woman who had her entire driveway stolen, and the husband of a McDonald’s manager who assaulted some of her employees for disrespecting his wife.

On Hump Day, we went over some tips for achieving your New Year’s Resolutions, and we discussed the woman who bared her breasts on ESPN during the bowl games.

Thursday morning, we talked about the price increase for stamps, and Brian discovered a possible new source of income.

On Thursday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about snakes inside toilets in Australia & a strange “scandal” in Texas involving stolen Instagram pictures.

On Friday morning, we talked about the Stanley mug phenomenon, and we discussed an opportunity for you to “work” for Halo Top ice cream.

During Friday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a new & VERY poisonous spider named Hercules, a rollercoaster that got stuck because of a scarf, another moron in Yellowstone that messed with a bison, and an Alabama man who got naked & jumped into the fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop.


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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