The one with June

A short week with the holiday on Monday, but we still managed to pack a lot of stuff in four days of work.

We learned that Shaw bought a moped over the weekend, and we also learned a new, Gen-Z term. “Bed Rotting“.

On the Tuesday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about casinos in Vegas paying out less, a woman who won a cheese-rolling competition even though she was knocked unconscious, a drive-thru employee who had milk thrown on them, a kid who swallowed FORTY pieces of gum, and an 85 year old guy who tried to steal some condoms.

We talked about Swifties suffering from post-concert amnesia after seeing Taylor Swift, and we discussed Cellphone Zombies!

On the Wednesday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about some sunglasses left on the dash of a car that did some serious damage, the seaweed in Florida has a flesh-eating pathogen, and a woman who assaulted a flight attendant & opened the plane door!

Plus, a couple of very funny stories about pranking a principal, and a Dad who embarrassed his kid on the last day of school.

We had a list of things to look forward to in the month of June, and on our Thursday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a pig that fell off the back of a truck, an escaped inmate who was captured after he tried to get a $1 burger at McDonald’s, more info on the person found dead in an Arby’s freezer, a car that hit a house & sent the fridge flying through the other side into the neighbor’s yard, and a moron who used a Nintendo Duck Hunt gun to commit a robbery.

Also, a great story about a kid who got a full ride to college, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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