The one with gift cards

Thank goodness the weather finally changed! Yes, I turned my AC on, but I’m still happy it’s hot out & I can ride the Harley.

We started this week with a different kind of bike, as Brian retold the story of his bicycle citation during the “Monday Morning Throwback“. Plus, we had a couple of Karens acting up this week, including a dude on a plane who threw a tantrum because he couldn’t get a gin & tonic…and a woman who got mad at a guy for trying to help her find her purse.

On Monday’s “Bad News with Happy Music”, we talked about Madonna trying to reverse her recent plastic surgery, had a story about a 78-year old bank robber with a great last name, a strange story about a naked & greased-up #FloridaMan, and a riot at a live theater production of “The Bodyguard”

We talked about Metallica‘s new contest for marching bands, and discussed the allegations that Uber charges you more money for a ride if your battery level is really low.

Shaw whiffed on this week’s edition of “You’re killin’ me, Shaws”, and we had a great story about a barber in Ohio who’s been giving out free haircuts to children with special needs.

On Tuesday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we talked about a fisherman who discovered a submerged Jeep with a woman inside, the toxic soil from the train derailment getting spilled AGAIN, the value of stolen Dyson vaccuums, and a new scam that asks people for gift cards in order to get out of a legal predicament.

Plus, another scam that uses AI to clone someone’s voice, and the stereotypes of all 50 states

On Thursday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we talked about a woman who was trying to take some erotic photos in a cave but got stuck by the risiing tide, a dead hippo that was addicted to cocaine, a guy that got too drunk & whacked off in a bus stop for an HOUR, the failed Phillies $1 hot dog night, and another drunk guy who broke into a police station & pooped on the floor.

Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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