The worst place in America.

High crime.

Poor public schools.

A bad economy.

An overall poor quality of life…and a community that’s lost 14% of it’s population over the last decade.

Sounds enchanting, right?

Who in their right mind would want to move there?

You might! If they pay you enough.

Apparently, there’s a website out there with some money to burn and they’re looking to pay someone(an undisclosed sum of money) to physically move to Pine Bluffs, AK.

They’ll cover your rent & give you a salary along with a food stipend. You’ll have to pay for your own lapdances. (I looked, and there’s SEVERAL!)

You’ll have to live there & report back with your experiences about living in Pine Bluff, AK.

For all the info on how you can apply, click here.

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Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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