Is this for real? No, probably not. But I know there will be some asshat of a dingus who will actually eat this. That person is stubborn and will not let a good joke get in their way of proving to you how badass they are. There are lots of tasty pizza toppings in this world. Many belong. Unfortunately some do not. Those include, anchovies, pineapple, olives and now kiwis. How dare you!
I know people actually like olives on their pizza but I do not trust those people for olives are the devil’s boogers.
