Posts by Brian Simpson
The Best of the Morning Sickness – The one with your cat’s butthole.
What a week! We started out right away with a story about a kid who wanted to find out how many surfaces in his house were being touched by his…
Read MoreThree things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!
Dude…82° on Saturday! Get out & ride. Or hit the river! If you’re looking for something to do this weekend, here’s a few suggestions: Start your weekend off with some…
Read MoreI love passive/aggressive retaliation.
Some of the best things we’ve ever done on the Morning Sickness are born out of spite. Someone wronged us in some way/shape/form…and we used that as a springboard to…
Read MoreAre you being rude in the grocery store?
I think my biggest pet peeve about grocery shopping is the other people. I’m just not a fan of other people. Especially at the grocery store. That’s why I try…
Read MoreGet a free McFlurry!
If you’ve ever questioned your own IQ after trying to use the spoon in a McFlurry as a straw, then next Tuesday is your day to collect! McDonald’s is going…
Read MoreDo you even know how to drive?
I hate roundabouts. Actually, that’s not true. I hate roundabouts that aren’t necessary. Like many of the ones here in La Crosse. Shoving a roundabout into a four-way intersection of…
Read MoreNow they’re going to milk this….
A few weeks ago, my wife woke up on a Saturday morning and decided to watch the “Framing Britney Spears” documentary on Hulu. And because I was in the living…
Read MoreWould you buy a haunted house?
A few weeks ago, the wife & I watched a new Travel Channel “Shock Doc” dealing with the Amityville house. We had already watched & enjoyed the one about Ed…
Read MoreThe Monday Morning Throwback – A mangled penis & Funderwear
Back in 2013, Shaw had a story about a woman in California who was so upset that her husband wanted to divorce her, that she drugged him & chopped off…
Read MoreYour cat’s butthole.
Our cat gets on everything. The counter. The window sill. The bathtub. Inside the couch. He’s a relatively good cat, but the counter surfing is really annoying. Plus, we find…
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