Nearly broke my brain.

I’ve seen a lot of shit in my life.

But this was the first time I’d ever seen someone with EIGHTY-FRIGGIN’-THREE tabs open on their phone.

Bruh. Seriously????

Our boss, “Big Daddy Know-It-All” usually has about 30-45 tabs open on his desktop computer. You can walk into his office any hour of the day & there’s all these tiny little tabs floating on the top of his screen. Like new swimmers, learning to tread water for the first time….wading there, trying to stay afloat.

It gives me so much anxiety to just see that.

But this took it to a whole other level. It was at a Rock Stop last week. If you’ve been to a stop this year, you know that we’re trying to get everyone to use the free 95.7 The Rock app to sign up for the bike.

Well, dude didn’t have the app, so I was attempting to help him download it, but his phone was moving REALLY slow. So, I connected him to our free WiFi hotspot, but it was still moving at a glacial pace. So, I opened up a browser to see if I could connect to our website rather than going through his app store, and that’s when I saw it.

EIGHTY-FRIGGIN’-THREE open tabs. On his phone! Shit nearly broke my brain.

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Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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