The one with Billy Joel Cyrus

Another five-day work week in the books & we’re on to the holiday weekend!

We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback this week & a new A.I. powered lawnmower that Brian actually had some interest in.

Our Monday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music” included stories about Satan-Con in Boston, a sheriff’s wife who got busted for DUI after driving her car into someone’s home, a violent bicyclist mob that attacked a man for honking at them, a great story about a double amputee who climbed Mt. Everest, and a man who got arrested while pretending to be Captain Jack Sparrow!

We discussed a new list of the best movie quotes of all time, and we found out about the “Gather of the Kyles”, the “Council of Andrews“, and “All the Brians”. Weird.

Plus, a very interesting Father’s Day gift guide from Gweneth Paltrow’s GOOP website. 

Our Tuesday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music” included stories about a man who drove on the sidewalk to chase children, an alligator that bit a guy’s arm off, Lester the Steer got loose, a guy who shot his roommate because he ate his last Hot Pocket, and a bunch of kids & adults arrested for stealing cars.

Shaw whiffed on this week’s “You’re Killin’ Me, Shaws”, and we talked about some wine stats on National Wine Day.

The Wednesday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music” included stories about a #FloridaMan who crased his truck and ran off naked, an interesting attempt to save on baggage fees, a landlord who set his apartment on fire while listening to Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire”, and our coworker who didn’t know the difference between Billy Joel & Billy Ray Cyrus.

Plus, an ex-girlfriend who got some stinky revenge on her cheating ex-bf, and a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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