Beards are for punching!

Beards can be a sign of manliness, can be a flavor-saver, and there’s also that guy who can eat Ramen out of his beard.

But did you know that beards have evolved over the history of mankind to help men better absorb blows to the head????

There’s real #science behind this one, too!

“We found that fully furred samples were capable of absorbing more energy than plucked and sheared samples”

So, if you’re one of those dudes who loves to mix it up at bar-time, or if you’re thinking about getting into the ring or the octagon, might be time to start working on that beard!

Just watch out for an extra fist under all that facial hair!

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Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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