Don’t be an A-Hole.

Don’t be an asshole.


You’re not important. You don’t deserve to cut the line. Your time isn’t more valuable than anyone else’s.

After about two months of quarantine, some businesses here in the Badger state are going to start reopening. And this is just a friendly reminder to be appreciative and patient.

Many of these businesses are going to need some time to figure out all the new guidelines & policies just so that they can open the doors and allow people back in. They might be slower than you expect. They might not have everything in stock. Maybe your order isn’t 100% correct.

Those are not reasons to go all “Karen” or “Kyle” on them.

Yesterday, we had the story about an ice cream parlor in MA that decided to close one day after reopening because grown-ass humans couldn’t behave.

Throwing temper tantrums like a toddler.


And there’s PLENTY of other examples of adults acting like spoiled, entitled, pompous assholes.

Like these two drunken morons at an Applebees. Or people fighting at Target because they don’t want to wear a mask. Or a guy who threw meat & produce at a cashier. Or this dingus who got mad at a McDonalds.

If you don’t want to wear a mask, that’s your choice. The majority of businesses usually require shirts, shoes and pants. You had no problem with that. Now, some are asking people to wear masks at some places. And if you choose not to wear a mask, then you have to take your business elsewhere.

No need to throw a fit and be a complete a-hole.

Don’t be that guy or gal.

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Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.


  1. Dan Hanson on May 12, 2020 at 10:40 am

    It is not going to be a pretty reopening. People can be horrible. Thanks for the reminder.

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