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How long with $1 million last you in retirement?
If I had a million dollars….. You’re welcome. Now that’s stuck in your head. lol But seriously, retirement is a real thing when you’re my age. I’m turning 45 in May and the wife and I are going to try & pay down a bunch of debt this year, and try to better situate ourselves…
Read MoreAlmost bought a pair of New Balance
Yup. New Balance. ALMOST. Then again, I still might. These are actually, a totally badass pair of New Balance. Three small problems tho
Read MoreBest of the Morning Sickness – The one with all the gross behaviors.
This week, we started out with a CLASSIC Monday Morning Throwback, the Bacon discussion from 2015! Plus, some tips for a happier, more positive new year. We talked about cleaning your nasty-ass cell phone, and Brian told his Amway/swinging story after being invited to the Hunting Shack with Boxer Todd & his lovely wife. There…
Read MoreThree things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend
The weekend is here and there’s snow on the ground, football on TV, and PLENTY to do in our area. Here’s a quick rundown of three things you can do in & around La Crosse this weekend! Later tonight, you can watch the amazingly talented Joe Cody perform in our “Sound Lounge” here at 201…
Read MoreBest. Job. EVER!
Why can’t this be a full-time, permanent position?????? WHY?????? I’m so friggin’ qualified for a gig like this! BonusFinder.com is looking for one lucky person to eat pizza & binge Netflix. And they’ll pay you $500 for it. BonusFinder is a website that reviews & offers deals for legal gambling websites and they want to…
Read MoreAre you nasty? Gross? Disgusting?
Someone recently polled over 100,000 people online(anonymously) about their common, gross behaviors to see how disgusting we truly are. Here’s the nasty numbers: Have you ever picked your nose when nobody’s around????? 93% of people said yes, and another 43% have enjoyed it as a snack. Have you ever skipped the whole “hand-washing” thing because…
Read MoreWho loves Bacon the most?
There is only one Bacon. And it comes from a pig. Stop trying to make Bacon out of everything else. It’s not Bacon and it’ll never be Bacon. It’s a sad, sad attempt at imitation. Canadian Bacon is just ham. Turkey Bacon is a joke. And don’t even get me started on what the vegans…
Read More“Your c**k is MINE now”
I’m sure you’ve heard of a chastity belt. Some sort of medieval underwear designed to protect someone’s wedding tackle. Apparently, they weren’t very common, and may not have even existed. But have you heard of a chastity cage? This thing is most certainly real & exists in our day & age. They even sell them…
Read MoreWe almost broke up over mayo.
Many years ago, before I started dating my wife, I was dating another girl and we decided to move in with one another. We’d been dating for several months, she was staying over often enough that it was like we were already living together. But, there’s so many annoying, little things you don’t see until…
Read MoreHow often do you clean your cell phone?
For the amount of time I spend on my phone when I’m on the toilet, I definitely don’t clean my phone often enough. #Poop A recent study found that our phones have 10 times more bacteria than a toilet seat. About once a month, I take my phone’s protective case off, wipe it all down…
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