Hypothetical questions. No Office Cora! Fart salads. Wiping poop all over the neighborhood.

Here we are on a Thursday! The unofficial start to the weekend. Looking like some cooler temps today & tomorrow before warming up this weekend. I put our plants in the garage just in case.

In the news this morning, Ridglan Farms is selling almost 1,000 beagles to a rescue group, a 17.3mph speed limit in Appleton is going viral, actor Sam Neill is now cancer free after a five-year battle, a passenger on a Delta flight refuses to get off their phone, and the MN couple who assaulted a TPUSA reporter are hit with federal charges.

In sports, the Brewers lost to the D-Backs last night, a recap of yesterday’s NBA & NHL Playoff games along with a look at tonight’s schedule. New anti-tanking rules are coming from the NBA, Caitlin Clark is going to be releasing a children’s book, and the first scratch from the Kentucky Derby

We talked about what’s on TV today/tonight and discussed a list of TV Quotes that people utter every day.

And it’s “Hypothetical Thursday”, so we asked each other hypothetical questions.

Brian’s question for Jean was: “If you could…would you bury your pet in a pet semetary?”

Jean’s question for Brian was: “Would you be killed immediately at the beginning of a zombie apocalypse, or live through it?”

No Office Cora this morning as she’s on her way to Nashville with a bunch of listeners. But we still hooked you up with three things to do in the 715 this weekend.

The newest “maxxing” trend involves a very particular kind of salad.

Check out this piano prodigy who’s going to make history as one of the youngest performers at Carnegie Hall. And a therapy dog in Hawaii is extremely popular with first responders.

Elsewhere in sports, the LIV Golf league might be folding sooner rather than later as the Saudi Public Investment Fund is pulling it’s financial support, the new CEO In NASCAR takes over, and a recent tennis match got interrupted by some very loud sex.

And in today’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a viral social media post about sharks swimming towards the Great Lakes, a scary new feature coming for all brand-new vehicles in the U.S., another possible side-effect for Ozempic & other weight-loss drugs, a Taco Bell employee who took his job a bit too seriously and shot at some customers, and a #FloridaWoman who was smearing her poop all over the neighborhood.