The one with cannibal pineapples

A full five days of work this week, but having a concert to look forward to made it all worthwhile!

We started the week off with the “Monday Morning Throwback” and Brian admitted that he realized he’s a step below being a sadist.

Our Monday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music” included stories about some idiots putting a baby elk in the back of their vehicle, a McDonald’s customer that ordered a chicken sandwich BEFORE trying to rob the store, an unruly airplane passenger that broke out of their restraints, a Sonic drive-thru employee that dropped their cocaine in someone’s order, and a German tattoo artist going viral for a guy’s back tattoo.

We talked about “Gooch Grease“, and discussed whether or not pineapples are trying to eat us. We talked about our favorite road trip snacks, and took the “Two beers & a puppy” test.

Our Tuesday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music” included stories about a stolen school bus, a couple of hitman stories, a guy who tried to rob a store with a box on his head, and an Australian bar that got in some hot water over a free-drink promotion.

Shaw aced this week’s “You’re Killin’ Me, Shaws” and another $10 of Brian’s Morning-Show money ended up going to the Rock Foundation.

On our Wednesday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a Ron Burgundy wannabe that was arrested TWICE in the same day, a senior prank involving toilets & concrete, a woman who “accidentally” put some Super Glue in her eye, a man who was breaking into people’s homes to steal USED sex toys to give as birthday presents to his friends, and a couple of witches who were caught on camera eating a deer carcass.

We learned that sharks are EVERYWHERE, and we hooked you up with a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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