Best “Yo Mama” Jokes – Bags’ Top 10

The 90’s were pretty wild. One of the things that defined the era was a well timed diss. And of the disses, the highest order went to “yo mama”.
I’ve heard a million of them over my life, so why not pick 10 of my favorites?
…Well, at least the PG favorites…

10. Yo mama’s so fat, when she buys a fur coat, a whole species goes extinct.
9. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
8. Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers license test on a triceratops.
7. Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpit looks like she’s got Don King in a headlock.
6. Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
5. Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s gotta trick or treat over the phone.
4. Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got stretch marks on her clothes.
3. Yo mama’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
2. Yo mama’s so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
1. Yo mama’s so fat, before God said “Let there be light”, he had to tell her to get outta the way.

Yo Mama
Posted in ,


95.7 The Rock's nerd of all trades. I love video games, nerdy fandoms, and sports (Packers/Badgers/Brewers/Blackhawks). Husband and father of 2. I'm also a huge pro wrestling fan and master of 1,001 holds. Hold #1: Armbar ...

Leave a Comment