The one with a milk lock

How is it almost June?

Seriously…where did the last month go?

This week, we kicked things off with another “Monday Morning Throwback“, and we talked about a guy who locked his milk in the work fridge. Plus, weddings in space is apparently a “thing” that’s going to be happening, and it’s going to be VERY expensive.

On Tuesday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a guy who got attacked by a shark while fishing in his kayak, another fisherman that reportedly got eaten by a bear, a gator that wasn’t a gator, a woman who had a bunch of cocaine stuffed into her fake-pregnant bell, a town that got sick of all the potholes, a dog in the driver’s seat of a car during a DUI stop, and a bunch of poop raining down on cars in a drive-thru.

We talked about the girl who was found in North Carolina thanks to an episode of “Unsolved Mysteries” on Netflix, and the scary implications of Apple’s upcoming “Personal Voice“.

Shaw actually aced this week’s edition of “You’re Killin’ Me, Shaws”, costing Brian $60, and we talked about how we’re all too tired to be healthy.

On Wednesday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a bear stuck in a tree, a failed attempt to smuggle drugs into prison, a couple of scary hippo stories, a Canadian mayoral candidate that bum-rushed the stage, and a train that stopped to rescue a chicken.

Plus, a great story about a girl who won a state track meet all by her damn self!

On Thursday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a car driving into a doggie daycare facility, a naked guy on a rampage at UFC gym, a man who sent over 1,500 origami cranes to his DMV, a woman who shit on the altar of a church, and a judgemental mother-in-law who kinda busted herself.

Also, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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