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If you could commit any crime & get away with it…what crime would you commit?

By Brian Simpson | August 21, 2025

Nothing like the Thursday Song to get your morning started! As we do almost every week on Thursday, we asked each other hypothetical questions today. Brian’s question for Jean was:…

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21% of men get anxious about getting a haircut

By Brian Simpson | August 20, 2025

Happy Hump Day, yo! Got some REALLY nice weather in front of us with high temps in the upper-60’s this weekend. I’m so ready for summer to be over. I…

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National Potato Day. Tots > all other forms of ‘taters.

By Brian Simpson | August 19, 2025

After getting drenched yesterday, it looks like we’ll stay dry today, and for most of the rest of the week! In the news this morning, the wanted MN man was…

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Getting charged for extra horsepower?

By Brian Simpson | August 18, 2025

Holy rain and lightning, Batman! Really came down earlier this morning with some significant lightning as well. Gonna be really nice the rest of the week with high temps hovering…

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Jean’s school supply list from 2012.

By Brian Simpson | August 18, 2025

Boo-Yah! The weekend is here! Getting out of town tomorrow and heading to the cities for tomorrow’s Vikings/Patriots game and hopefully getting back in time on Sunday to hit the…

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Break your arm. Blame your wiener.

By Brian Simpson | August 14, 2025

Another really nice day in the Coulee Region with a high of 84° expected. Gonna be warmer on Friday & Saturday with highs nearing 90°. As we usually do on…

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The world is absolutely filled with dumbasses.

By Brian Simpson | August 13, 2025

It’s Hump Day!!! So let’s get this day over with & start getting ready for the weekend. Going to the Vikes/Pats game on Saturday! In the news this morning, a…

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How to properly dispose of a sex doll.

By Brian Simpson | August 12, 2025

Here we go with another Tuesday. Some rain possible this morning…hopefully if it does rain, it’ll dry out by the time I have to mow the lawn this afternoon. We…

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A look at the worst songs ever and Jean’s visit to UW.

By Brian Simpson | August 11, 2025

Welcome back to work, yo. Another weekend gone by. Another five days of torture in front of us. We kicked off the week with an update on the flooding in…

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Tarantula dicks & Mayo weddings.

By Brian Simpson | August 8, 2025

Happy Friday, yo! Gonna be a hot one today. Some showers & thunderstorms likely this weekend. Which will be great for my lawn! Big thanks to Doc for coming in…

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