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Things to look forward to in the month of May!

By Brian Simpson | April 29, 2025

Last day of the week for me…then I’m off to Nashville for Metallication! The storms in La Crosse weren’t nearly as bad as the forecasts were predicting. More rain possible…

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Sperm races. Tidy fridges. Pooping on the seat on an airplane.

By Brian Simpson | April 28, 2025

Please be very careful today with the potentially dangerous & disastrous storms heading our way this afternoon & tonight. In the news this morning, an update on the Wisconsin judge…

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Paper receipts are bad for your health.

By Brian Simpson | April 25, 2025

Happy Friday, yo! Busy weekend ahead with a Pat McCurdy show at the Alpine Inn, the 21st Annual Beer, Wine, & Cheese Fest tomorrow, and my 12th wedding anniversary on…

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If you could cure cancer by pushing a button…but one random person had to die…would you push the button?

By Brian Simpson | April 24, 2025

Looks like rain arrives around noon today & continues through the evening & overnight. Lawn is going to be an absolute jungle by Saturday! And speaking of lawns, we checked…

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World Book Day. Shocking TV character deaths. Drunk postal workers. And angry Boomers.

By Brian Simpson | April 23, 2025

Happy Hump Day, yo! Slight chance of some rain today…but it looks more likely tomorrow. In the news this morning, the latest on the Pope, including the possibility that the…

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Have you been abducted by aliens?

By Brian Simpson | April 22, 2025

Some light rain this morning. Looking forward to temps in the 70’s the next few days. Just hope it dries out a bit so I can get the bike out.…

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Who burns their used sex toys in the backyard?

By Brian Simpson | April 21, 2025

Easter has come & gone and I’ve got a bunch of leftover ham. Definitely gonna have some for dinner tonight, along with some ham sammiches all this week. The big…

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Easter stats & info. 4/20 surveys. And tossing dudes into the end zone.

By Brian Simpson | April 18, 2025

Holy thunder & lightning last night! Not sure if you heard/saw any of it, but the puppy DEFINITELY woke up during the storm, which woke me up…and now I need…

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If you could jump into a TV show & that would be your “real life”, what would you choose?

By Brian Simpson | April 17, 2025

Happy “National High Five Day“! Dish them out at work & at home! Looking like some rain and possible thunderstorms during the overnight into tomorrow morning. In the news this…

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Poopin’ in the beer cave. How to wake up perfectly. And is Bill Belichick ok?

By Brian Simpson | April 16, 2025

I’m giving this cough until the end of the week and then I might need to go into the minute clinic and see about some ‘scrips. It’s gotten better, but…

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