Posts by Brian Simpson
Sperm races. Tidy fridges. Pooping on the seat on an airplane.
Please be very careful today with the potentially dangerous & disastrous storms heading our way this afternoon & tonight. In the news this morning, an update on the Wisconsin judge…
Read MorePaper receipts are bad for your health.
Happy Friday, yo! Busy weekend ahead with a Pat McCurdy show at the Alpine Inn, the 21st Annual Beer, Wine, & Cheese Fest tomorrow, and my 12th wedding anniversary on…
Read MoreThree things to do in & Around River City this weekend.
Is it really the end of April already? It feels like St. Paddy’s Day was like a week ago. But here we are. The weather is starting to stay in…
Read MoreIf you could cure cancer by pushing a button…but one random person had to die…would you push the button?
Looks like rain arrives around noon today & continues through the evening & overnight. Lawn is going to be an absolute jungle by Saturday! And speaking of lawns, we checked…
Read MoreWorld Book Day. Shocking TV character deaths. Drunk postal workers. And angry Boomers.
Happy Hump Day, yo! Slight chance of some rain today…but it looks more likely tomorrow. In the news this morning, the latest on the Pope, including the possibility that the…
Read MoreHave you been abducted by aliens?
Some light rain this morning. Looking forward to temps in the 70’s the next few days. Just hope it dries out a bit so I can get the bike out.…
Read MoreWho burns their used sex toys in the backyard?
Easter has come & gone and I’ve got a bunch of leftover ham. Definitely gonna have some for dinner tonight, along with some ham sammiches all this week. The big…
Read MoreEaster stats & info. 4/20 surveys. And tossing dudes into the end zone.
Holy thunder & lightning last night! Not sure if you heard/saw any of it, but the puppy DEFINITELY woke up during the storm, which woke me up…and now I need…
Read MoreThree things to do in & Around River City this weekend.
I got my ham, potatoes, deviled eggs, shrimp cocktail, and of course…the beers. I’m ready for Easter dinner with the family this weekend. But first, gotta get the house clean.…
Read MoreIf you could jump into a TV show & that would be your “real life”, what would you choose?
Happy “National High Five Day“! Dish them out at work & at home! Looking like some rain and possible thunderstorms during the overnight into tomorrow morning. In the news this…
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