The Delco Deucer & a meth-smoking raccoon.

Happy Hump Day, yo!

Looks like another beautiful day in the Coulee Region.

Got the lawn mowed, bike washed, laundry folded, and a few other things checked off the list yesterday, so today it’s all about getting my knees in the breeze after work.

In the news this morning, the former Tommy Bartlett Show land in the Dells has been sold, the WI DNR has suspended burn permits in 30 counties across the state due to an elevated fire danger, WeightWatchers is the latest company to file for bankruptcy, Burger King is facing a lawsuit alleging that the Whopper is smaller than it’s advertised, Smokey Robinson is facing accusations of sexual assault from four former employees, and the “Deep Thought” boat in Lake Michigan has finally been removed.

In sports, the Brew Crew won again last night against the Astros, we recapped last night’s NBA & NHL playoff action and took a look at tonight’s NBA & NHL schedules. Plus, an update on the death of a reporter at the Super Bowl.

Elsewhere in sports, the winner of the Kentucky Derby will NOT be running in the Preakness, there’s a lawsuit involving Shedeur Sanders’ fall in the NFL draft, and the Rams apparently got booked into a hotel that was also hosting a “Furry Convention”…not once, but TWICE.

We let you know what’s on TV today/tonight and we picked a winner for “Workforce Wednesday”!

Plus, the latest list of the best states in America, and an early look at some Mother’s Day stats & info.

Cool story about a girl who was stuck in the hospital and missed her prom, so the staff decided to throw her a prom at the facility. And check out this woman who loves to brake for goats!

The latest in a long line of animals on the field is a couple of ducks who decided to take in a minor league baseball game recently.

And in today’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a naked guy in an airport, a woman in court for feeding her neighbor’s cat, a meth-smoking raccoon, a #FloridaMan who married three different women in three different counties, and the “Delco Deucer“.