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It’s Thursday!

Recapped the Olympics, including the updated medal count, Quincy Hall‘s come-from-behind win in the 400m, how much the medalists make for winning, and an athlete who got busted trying to buy drugs.

Talked about JD Vance & Kamala Harris both being in Eau Claire yesterday, and Nelly getting arrested at a casino in St. Louis!

Today’s “National Pickleball Day“, and a couple of dudes are going to try & set a world record for Pickleball volleys.

Cool story about a kid in Indiana that paid tribute to a former teacher who made a significant impact on his life.

Did you hear about the guy from Philippines who is their first ever gold medal winner? He’s getting a fully furnished condo, a bunch of money, free food, and free colonoscopies!

During today’s “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a school that thinks wearing all black means you’re depressed, a couple of astronauts that might end up in space for a lot longer than they intended, a man who was killed in a wakeboarding accident, a dog that set a house on fire after chewing a cellphone charger, a naked guy in Iowa who tried to carjack someone, a club in Atlanta that put a bunch of free booze in the parking lot after it closed, a woman who was trying to illegally siphon gas while smoking a cigarette, a guy who was rigging the toilets at a car wash with small explosives, and a woman tried to feed herself & a bunch of friends at an Applebee’s with their “AYCE” special.

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Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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