The one with a submarine

What a week! 

The world became obsessed with some people in a janky-ass submarine that sadly, didn’t make it.

We started the week with the Monday Morning Throwback, and our Monday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music” included stories about a 10-foot python in some guy’s shower, a warning about Taylor Swift ticket scams in Minnesota, a #FloridaWoman who was drinking 4 Lokos in a parking lot of a Dollar Store with nothing but a towel on, a gas station employee who asked his friend to rob the store so he could leave early, and a guy who try to rob a convenience store in the UK but got stuck in the metal shudders.

We revealed a tip to make you seem smarter during small talk, and PickleBall might be turning into PickleMall!

Did you hear about the six-figure job taking care of a billionaire’s dogs? Shaw was able to figure out this week’s edition of “You’re Killin’ Me, Shaws” on the first day of summer, and on the Wednesday edition of “Bad News with Happy Music”, we talked about a #FloridaMan who tried to steal a jetski, an Oregon man who tried to expose an entire store to fentanyl, some people in Florida who have created a “Meth Island“, and a guy who tried to smuggle meth into jail by sewing it into his underpants.

Thursday was “No Panty Day” and “National Onion Ring Day”, and since summer has officially begun, we talked about the possibility of a hot Dad summer!

Thursday’s edition of “Bad News with Happy Music” included stories about the WI mullet kid defending his title, the city of Stuart in Iowa having a bit of a snafu on their new water tower, and another #FloridaMan who tried to steal some sex toys.

And of course, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!


Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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