We’ve all heard them. This Top 10 needs no intruduction.
So let’s jump right in, before Chuck beats me up for wasting your time.
10. Chuck Norris once made a Happy Meal cry.
9. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t have a watch. He tells the universe what the time is.
7. Superman has Chuck Norris underwear.
6. Aliens are real. They’re just hiding from Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can’t play dodgeball, because balls dodge him.
4. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a coal mine and turned it into a diamond mine.
3. When the Boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
1. God’s original plan was to create the world in 20 days. Chuck Norris gave him 7.
What’s your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
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