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If you've heard a rumor about me, it's probably true.  Contrary to popular belief, I do own pants.

Married and living on the Southside with our two dogs, Ali & Fenway. Some people call me Mr. Plow, even more people call me #BaconKing. I'm a movie lover, beer drinker, and I also enjoy the dark fringes of the intarwebz.

I love arguing about politics on Facebook. It's my favorite. I also have a billion dollars and rock-hard abs.
If you're selling a boat-house for cheap, let me know!