Well, if you need to know about me, I was raised on the cold, unforgiving
streets of Alliance, Nebraska - It was all I could do to stay alive with the
sight of ten-gallon hats and the stench of bulls@#t all around me
about 10 years ago a band of Hatian-Lesbian-Hermaphrodite Gypsies found me
laying in the gutter clenching a tube of airplane glue and singing "Stuck on
You"... so they pulled me in their smelly van, drove me to LaCrosse, and
said "Here's your stop man, people will understand you here."
here since. Until that band of Hatian-Lesbian-Hermaphrodite Gypsies ruturns... I will follow them anywhere
We'll catch you this weekend on 95-7 THE ROCK!!!