'Guy'Line 1. No blood, no foul. You know it. So stop being a sissy and rub some dirt on it. 'Guy'Line 2. No crying. (That goes for every sport...not just baseball) 'Guy'Line 3. If you talk a big game, you better be able to back it up. 'Guy'Line 4. If you suck, you're buying the first round. (at least!!!) 'Guy'Line 5. No arguing calls with the ref/ump. (they barely get paid to call the games...don't ruin their $10 paycheck by being an a-hole) 'Guy'Line 6. Not everyone can be the quarterback/pitcher/point guard. (know your role) 'Guy'Line 7. Nobody cares what you did in high school, so don't bring it up. 'Guy'Line 8. No cell phones. (you can take a look at your missed calls after the game) 'Guy'Line 9. No sharing uniforms and/or equipment. (if you forgot your glove, then just go home) 'Guy'Line 10. No calling your shot. (You're not, nor will you ever be, Babe Ruth) 'Guy'Line 11. Don't give up. (even if you're down by 5 touchdowns, you play until the whistle blows...then you drink beer!) 'Guy'Line 12. No wife/gf drama at the game. (leave that headache at home)	RULES FOR PLAYING SPORTS
TIPS FOR ARGUING	'Guy'Line 1. Don't yell or name-call. Try to remain calm and speak clearly. 'Guy'Line 2. Don't argue in front of the kids. 'Guy'Line 3. Don't argue when you've been drinking. (and don't start an argument with an intoxicated gf/wife) 'Guy'Line 4. Stay on topic. (don't bring up other stuff you're angry about) 'Guy'Line 5. Argue face to face. (don't do it over the phone/by email/etc.) 'Guy'Line 6. Avoid festering. (don't let things build up, then explode) 'Guy'Line 7. Remember the good. (you probably love this woman...don't forget that!) 'Guy'Line 8. Listen to your partner. 'Guy'Line 9. Admit your wrong doing. 'Guy'Line 10. Argue at the right time. (don't pick a fight before bed or in public) 'Guy'Line 11. Be willing to compromise. (this isn't always about winning) 'Guy'Line 12. Sometimes you have to agree to disagree. 'Guy'Line 13. Don't use the words "always" and "never". (it's doubtful that someone always does something or never does something) 'Guy'Line 14. Use the phrase "When you do this...it makes me feel like this". 'Guy'Line 15. Have great make-up sex.
'Guy'Line 1. You must pay for the first date. It's the right thing to do. 'Guy'Line 2. NEVER bring up your exes. 'Guy'Line 3. Be on time (ladies, this applies to you, too!). 'Guy'Line 4. Wear something nice (not a tux or suit, but a nice shirt and pants). 'Guy'Line 5. Don't drink too much. 'Guy'Line 6. Avoid the following subjects during conversation: Religion, Politics, Marriage, and Kids (these are NOT first date material). 'Guy'Line 7. Control your bodily functions (if you gotta storm brewin', take it to the men's room). 'Guy'Line 8. Be yourself (if you don't eat chicken, don't order it). 'Guy'Line 9. No answering your cell phone. However, it's okay if the date is sinking like the Titantic and you need an out. 'Guy'Line 10. Be a good listener and make eye contact (with her eyes. Not her boobies). 'Guy'Line 11. Try opening some doors. Chivalry is not dead, you know!	FIRST DATE ETIQUETTE
ESSENTIAL SKILLS	'Guy'Line 1. Fix a flat tire. 'Guy'Line 2. Change the oil in your car. 'Guy'Line 3. Back a trailer up. 'Guy'Line 4. Unhook a bra (preferably with one hand). 'Guy'Line 5. Drive a stick shift. 'Guy'Line 6. Grill meat to the perfect temperature (rare/medium/well done). 'Guy'Line 7. Unplug the toilet (you probably made the clog in the first place). 'Guy'Line 8. Build a campfire (then shout,"I Have Made Fire!"). 'Guy'Line 9. Correctly identify all NFL teams by helmet logo. 'Guy'Line 10. Shoot pool (and play darts). 'Guy'Line 11. Jump start a car. 'Guy'Line 12. Balance work AND family. 'Guy'Line 13. Hook up an HDTV. 'Guy'Line 14. Paint a room. 'Guy'Line 4. Catch and clean a fish. 'Guy'Line 15. Open a beer without a bottle opener. 'Guy'Line 16. Give your woman the "Big O". 'Guy'Line 17. Assemble stuff (bicycles/entertainment centers/toys). 'Guy'Line 18. Tap a keg. 'Guy'Line 19. Tie a knot (not THE knot, though). 'Guy'Line 20. Fix a bicycle. 'Guy'Line 21. Change a diaper (this will get you sexual brownie points from the Mrs.). 'Guy'Line 22. Use a map and compass.
'Guy'Line 1. No Man-dancing. Two men dancing together is totally unacceptable. (no matter how drunk you are). 'Guy'Line 2. You cannot pour beer on another man for any reason. (pouring beer on hot chicks is acceptable). 'Guy'Line 3. No matter how good you may think you sound, do not get up on stage with the band. 'Guy'Line 4. Buy your Lederhosen a size bigger than you think you need. (that way you can grow into them). 'Guy'Line 5. Don't rub your crotch on your friends or hump them in any way, shape or form. (unless they are asleep - that's called shaming, and it's totally allowable). 'Guy'Line 6. You must NEVER eat another man's food. (even if he is done with it, leave it alone). 'Guy'Line 7. Drinking another person's beer is also a no-no.	FEST BEHAVIOUR