I'm Scott Robert Shaw and I've been here longer than these other bozos.
I've got a wonderful wife, three great kids, and I get Christmas presents from area bartenders.
I do have pictures of my buddy in his diaper, I don't really like feet, and it's been a long time since I've had Tang. You'd know that if you listened to the Morning Sickness.
You'd also know that I'm a big fan of the Bears, and I may or may not have peed in a can during long trips during my youth.